no more half measures.

katie. 16. isfp;
i like hot girls. and i like hot boys. what can i say? i'm shallow.

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scottsmmers:
#claire made me watch this entire episode

it’s true ye little squirtle jack me off as hard as u can aye??


Don’t just follow the path, make your own trail.

7:20 AM   ·   895 notes

Anonymous:
do you have the link to the marvel deadpool episode?

hmmm no i watched it on netflix, it’s called ultimate spider-man and it’s the 16th episode of season 2 :~)


almyro:

we need a deadpool marvel movie


braedensderek:
i love you a lot. that was amazing


  • narrator: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • tyler: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • narrator: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
  • tyler: ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)
  • narrator: jack me off please
4:16 AM   ·   26 notes

Anonymous:
marla unlocks her apartment and enters. 'Oh my god!' She cries. the narrator looks up and takes his dick out of tyler. 'i'm sorry i'm not gay i swear.' marla steps back in shock. 'Tyler why are you masturbating in my apartment.' the narrator covers himself in a robe. 'Tyler and I found some lube in ur bathroom soz.' narrator turns to his boyf. 'im sorry babe do u wanna go fight somewhere?' tyler frowns and lights himself a cigarette. 'lincoln. i'd fuck lincoln. big guy, big reach.'

nipplethief:

is this a deleted scene from Fight Club


rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

4:31 AM   ·   148,883 notes

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